EAST BOUND THEN DOWN: Shuttle Launch

Good One

A retired guy is riding his Harley down the California highway when the Lord stops him and says"You have been a good guy all these years and tried to do the right thing most of the time so I would like to reward you with anything you wish"

The guy thinks for a minute and says"How about a bridge to Hawaii so I could ride over there anytime I wanted?"

The Lord says"I can do it but can you imagine the supports down to the bottom of the Pacific,the concrete the steel. I would have thought better of you.That is very materialistic and selfish.Maybe you should think of something that would greatly benefit mankind as a whole.

After thinking for a while!"Your right" says the guy."I and all men would like to understand women.Why she cry's,what she feels when giving me the silent treatment,What she feels when she says nothing is wrong,what she feels when she snaps and complains when I try to help.How can we make them truly happy?

The Lord replies"Do you want that bridge one lane or two?

A woman goes to the doctor just all black and blue

The doc asks her"What happened?"

She says"Every time my husband goes out and gets drunk he comes home and beats me to a pulp".

The Doc says"I have a guaranteed cure for that.

every time he comes home drunk you gargle with Chamomile Tea.Just gargle and gargle.

Two weeks later she goes back to the Doc looking all renewed and fresh and tells him his cure really worked."when he gets home drunk I just gargle and gargle with the Chamomile Tea and he leaves me alone.

The Docs says"See how amazing things are when you keep your mouth shut"